Are You in Need of a Professional Bridesmaid? You’ll Love This Craigslist Ad

After a few (dozen) times as a bridesmaid, you might feel like you’re ready to progress from amateur to the next level. One bridesmaid decided to do just that and posted this ad offering her professional bridesmaid services on Craigslist.

Bridesmaid ad

Her experience:

“This year alone, I’ve been a bridesmaid 4 times. That’s 4 different chiffon dresses, 4 different bachelorette parties filled with tequila shots and guys in thong underwear twerking way too close to my face, 4 different pre-wedding pep talks to the bride about how this is the happiest day of her life and marriage, probably, is just like riding a bike: a little shaky at first but then she’ll get the hang of it. Right, she’ll ask as she wipes off the mascara-stained tears from her perfectly-airbrushed face. Right, I’ll say though I don’t really know. I only know what I’ve seen and that’s a beautiful-looking bride walking down, down, down the aisle one, two, three, four times so far this year.”

Key bridesmaid talents:

“- Holding up the 18 layers of your dress so that you can pee with ease on your wedding day.

– Catching the bouquet and then following that moment up with my best Miss America-like ‘Omg, I can’t believe this’ speech.

– Doing the electric and the cha cha slide.

– Responding in a timely manner to pre-wedding email chains created by other bridesmaids and the Maid of Honor.”

What you’re looking for:

-You don’t have any other girlfriends except your third cousin, twice removed, who is often found sticking her tongue down an empty bottle of red wine.

– Your fiance has an extra groomsmen and you’re looking to even things out so your pictures don’t look funny and there’s not one single guy walking down the aisle by himself.

– You need someone to take control and make sure bridesmaid #4 buys her dress on time and doesn’t show up 3 hours late the day of the wedding or paint her nails lime green.”

Some stressed-out bride better snap this girl up, ASAP! She sounds awesome.

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