What Every ‘Basic B*tch’ Is Wishing for This Holiday Season

What’s the one thing “basic b*tches” love more than burlap wedding details, Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and a sparkler send off? THE HOLIDAY SEASON. From the pure joy we experience whenever Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” plays on the radio to the intense amount of love we have for those pop-up holiday markets, we have a little “basic b*tch” inside of us. Here are 16 gifts that every “basic” girl in your life would LOVE to get this year.

Here is our Basic B*TCH Holiday Guide

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1. Several Starbucks gift cards.

2. A Victoria’s Secret Pajama Set (eye mask included).

3. A pair of boots. But keep in mind where ‘basic b*tch’ lives…

  • Sorels for the “basic” city slicker.
  • Uggs for the “basic” LA girl.
  • Hunter boots for the “basic” girl who lives in a rainy locale.
  • Frye boots for the “basic” Southern gal.

4. Some scented candles from Anthropologie that smell oh-so-good (Volcano, please!).

5. A pair of black Lululemon yoga pants.

6. A pair Kate Spade glitter stud earrings.

7. A black fleece North Face jacket.

8. Macarons for days.

9. Olivia Pope-shaped wine glasses by the dozen.

10. A couple of Cosabella lowrider hotpants.

11. A letter mug full of candy.

12. A J. Crew matching scarf and hat set.

13. Anything monogrammed.

14. Essie nail polish in this season’s hottest colors.

15. Zara’s blanket scarves.

16. A Michael Kors watch

And…whatever you do, make sure you wrap your gift up in kraft paper and baker’s twine!

Still not sure what a “basic b*tch” is? Watch this video.


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